Burger King Looks to Spice Up V-Day with Adult Toy Meals

Burger King just put the “happy” back in happy meals. After a long night of sex dungeons, hot wax and light whippings you know what I could really go for? A Burger King whopper. With a side of more sex please.

That’s right Burger King will be introducing adult meals just in time for a weird V-Day / 50 Shades Darker crossover. I’ll have what she’s having. Then I will stuff her so full of whoopers she can’t move. Yeah. You like that? This V-Day turn your sweetheart into a dominatrix lover with the enticing scent of BK burgers.

The offer is available Tuesday only, after 6 p.m.

The meal comes with:

-2 Whoppers
– 2 packs of french fries
– 2 beers
– A romantic ADULT TOY inside
(emphasis BK’s)

Maybe if everything goes well on your date tonight you can sign up for the Dominos Wedding Registry. (Yep, that’s a thing)

*special sauce not included.

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