Looking for the perfect Valentine’s Day gift that combines that steamy erotic mom novel “Fifty Shades of Grey” and your traditional teddy bear? Well Vermont Teddy Bear has you covered. As cuddly as it is convenient to hide a 15″ dildo in from the kiddos, yes the Vermont Teddy Bear. Now if it only vibrated it would be the perfect gift for your lover this Valentine’s Day. Nope. NOpe. NOPE!
“If you want to dominate Valentine’s Day, skip the roses and send the limited-edition Fifty Shades of Grey Bear. Inspired by the best-selling book, the adult gift is specially designed for fans obsessed with Grey, biting their lips with anticipation over the movie. He features smoldering gray eyes, a suit and satin tie, mask – even mini handcuffs. Handmade in Vermont, USA using the silkiest fur we can get our paws on; smooth, faux-suede details and 100% recycled stuffing. Guaranteed for life. 15″ Fifty Shades of Grey Bear – $89.99″